Showing posts with label Vanity Fair. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Vanity Fair. Show all posts
Sunday, June 9, 2013
IFFY
Given the renewed hue and cry erupting, flowing, sneaking and surveilling in the direction of "Tea Party types," one wonders what today’s "powers that be" would make of a really iffy personality like Max Ernst?
Iam glad not to know. I would hate for Mr. Ernst to let me down (as most of our creative artists eventually do) by being co-opted, brought to heel, in pages of People or Vanity Fair celebrity coverage.
And as a Quaker and, I hope, a good American, I would dislike seeing the full force of Ernst’s art and power make the surveillers heads explode like Scanners.
Labels:
La Femme 100 Tetes (1930),
Max Ernst,
People,
Scanners,
Vanity Fair
Thursday, January 24, 2013
The Psychic Who Advises On All Problems
Along my Baldwin School route through Bryn Mawr this morning, Jane and I noticed that the Psychic Who Advises On All Problems had closed her shop and the storefront was now being offered for re-rental.
Sensibly, Jane asked whether a psychic should be expected to anticipate a failing business? Her tone clearly implied that she knew the answer was “of course.”
The psychic’s business only lasted about 18 months. Before her, a good dressmaker and a tailor, Korean immigrants who altered Jane’s 8th grade semi-formal dress, a ravishing rosy Betsy Johnson, occupied the space, but ultimately they couldn’t survive the Obama economy.
"From Seneca Falls to Selma to Stonewall" to Swarthmore, and all along PA Routes 30, 1, 252 up to infinity, businesses falter, fail, and multitudes struggle unsuccessfully to find employment in the Grievance Culture sector of Vanity Fair. Every single day I check off job application boxes stating that I have no disability, and by doing so create one (an additional one, actually; anyone familiar with online application self-identification protocol will know what I mean), a virtual LED flashing, warning HR robots and trolls of personal fatal impediments preventing me from ever getting hired in Nowville.
For all the value I have tried to afford others throughout my career, I myself am currently accorded no value whatsoever. A record falling off the charts (or one that never made them), I'm "over."
At least I’ve had my career. Post-college job seekers, it seems, are truly the Walking Dead.
Here it comes; here it comes. My 19th Nervous Breakdown. Four more years like the last four years. Fucking brilliant.
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