Showing posts with label Dillard and Clark. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dillard and Clark. Show all posts

Monday, January 25, 2016

MY LAST KNOWN ADDRESS





I received a copy of a dopey letter today written by a dopey, malignant place where I used to work (I left last June) informing the recipient, a minor creditor of a former client of mine,who remains a client of theirs, of my “last known address.”  

The words and peculiar imagery in the letter suggested a kind of off-kilter X-Files federal  bureaucracy scene, but that’s much too poetic a thought.  Dopey is better.

I think my last known address is somewhere between ↑and ↓.

No more need be said, except that the federal government has another snowstorm day-off today (when it isn't snowing) following the previous day-off last Friday (when it wasn't snowing). Nice work if you can get it.





Train Leaves Here This Morning -- Dillard & Clark (Link)

Sunday, June 8, 2014

NETTLESOME





Lynn. That was a negative, and right now I need two positives. One to cancel out the negative and another one, you know, just so I can have a positive.





From:  “I’m Alan Partridge, Episode 1” (“A Room With An Alan”) 

Dillard & Clark: Don't Come Rollin' (Link)

Keep clear of the nettles. Nettles: Keep clear of me.